Finally, something we can agree upon

2010-08-18T16:01:00.000-07:00

Is it really Friday?

2010-07-16T14:06:00.000-07:00

The internet is ruled by ones who hate G\o/d, and anyone that dares to praise HIM. Perhaps this music backed video will survive the devils censors…maybe not. Nothing I’ve posted on any of my blogs by Van my main man Morr..i…son has worked correctly. Hey you thinka it’s my mistake…?..NOT. G\o/d is hated by goo…goo…le, our government and just about any one you walk past on a busy street. If this vid survives you will love it.

Santas Banter Returns and won't be

2008-11-12T19:37:00.000-08:00

Me fingers are still frostbitten, my feet are too; But thanks to my lawyers LAWYERS, I have a little jingle near the tingle.

Yeah, SantasBanter, just bummed (hitched, hiijaced, leveraged, snuck, fooled 'em) a ride on Sarah Palin's 372 prop plane back to Washington dc, and the ride was pretty good. Of course we had to stop in many Podunk airports to get Kerosene 2, and it took 3 days to get to Washington D.C., but it was great to be up in the friendly skies again. Yeap! it brought back many memories of when I was the big one, SantasBanter, and delivered hopes and change to everyone.

OK, I'm a tad bit bitter...about

Change, yes change!

Lord and Messiah Obama has nothing on me,

I delivered to Barney Franks her/his first bra from Victoria Secrets, way back in '77, or at least I think that was the year. I always just tossed his goodies down his chimney and got the Obama out of there. There were strange noises coming from the basement, so Rudolf and me split with the workforce rather quickly.

No, NO!

I won't share with you the other things Barney Franks wrote to me; 'Santas Banter' for; and I delivered:

But I hope he had a lot of batteries, since he forgot to request them.

But back to my trip to Washington dc:

Yes it was good to get back into the low states, it was great to leave the frozen tundra behind, and now I'm in dc.

(dc sounds like an old velvet underground groan, how do you say dc with any enthusiasm?)

At the Ronald Wilson Reagan airport, I found my way past a sleeping security babe, and walked to the airports bus stop. I finally got on a bus that was only 14 minutes late, and what a relief.

OR was it!

Can I level with you? I saw this advertisement on the side of the bus, as it slid into the bus stop zone and ran over a couple of tourists. No one was making a big deal of the accident, so I climbed up the urine stained steps into a dc bus, and paid my fare. I just wanted to get away from the airport and into the nations heartland. I found a halfway clean ripped vinyl seat, that had only a few discarded losing lottery scratchcards, and settled into the seat, trying to get the smell of the bus out of my senses. Then,

I just happened to see a 'inside the bus' advertisement and it made me so mad, I took a polaroid of it.

Hey, make fun of God, I'm not worried, God can take care of himself, but when the merchants of marxism start ridiculing my ex-wife....I have to take a stand. And I tried to stand, but slipped on a slick discarded condom and fell flat on my back.

I'm using the laptop of one of the patients in my hospital room. I am going to reveal the real truth about Christmas, me, Santas Banter and my estranged wife.....

Welcome to Santa's Banter

2008-11-12T19:03:00.000-08:00

More to come, this is gonna be good, funny and irrelevant.